A drunken man walks into a bar and

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A drunken man walks into a bar and

Post  Admin on Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:38 pm

A drunken man walks into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, staggers over to her and kisses her. She jumps up and slaps him silly. He immediately apologises and explains, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screams.

"Funny," he mutters, "you even sound exactly like her..."
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