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Post  Wrockwardine Wanderer Tue May 19, 2009 1:58 am

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be f***ed if he needed glasses".
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Post  sean fitzsimons Sat May 23, 2009 2:50 pm

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy ref the latest ,very good ,any objections to forward to wedding party Cork,family wedding,best man struggling with words;;!!Irish wedding;whats the difference between Wake and wedding in Ireland??? 1 less DRUNK!! Sean.regards Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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