Jobs for the boys

Subject: Fw: Jobs for the Boys!

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Sydney and sees a card advertising
for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the girl
behind the desk.

The Job Centre Assistant sorts through her files and replies.

"Oh, yes, here it is. OK, the job entails you getting patients ready
for the gynecologist."

"You have to help the ladies out of their clothes and underwear, lie
them down and gently wash their nether regions. Then apply shaving
foam and shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so
they're ready for the gynecologists examination."

"There's a starting annual salary of $95,000, but you're going to have
to go to Perth."

"Oh, why? Is that where the job is?" he asks.

"No," replied the assistant, "that's the end of the queue."

Jeez Mick I wondered why I finished up in Alice Springs.
Aussie Nick

Aussie Nick wrote:Jeez Mick I wondered why I finished up in Alice Springs.
Aussie Nick

G'day Nicko - Was that as the crow flies or did you hug the coast cobber -

The queue was heading back towards Sydney, curling like a big trouser snake.
Aussie Nick Forgot to mention I used to be a member of the Alice Springs Surf Club.