A Guardsman
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A Guardsman
Wrockwardine Wanderer Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:36 am
A paratrooper was on sentry duty in the Falklands, when he saw a figure approaching towards him out of the dark.
As the figure got closer, the paratrooper moved his safety catch to fire on his SLR and in a quiet voice called out, "Halt"
The figure kept on moving towards him,
Again the paratrooper called out "halt"
Still the figure moved closer towards the sentry.
The paratrooper fired a single round and the figure slumped down to the ground and cried out "help".
The paratrooper on hearing the english voice cry for help crawled forward and said " Who the fcuk are you"
The reply from the slumped body was "I'm Guardsman Jones"
The paratrooper called out "Why the fcuk didn't you stop why i called out halt.
The guardsman said
You gave it on the wrong foot :
As the figure got closer, the paratrooper moved his safety catch to fire on his SLR and in a quiet voice called out, "Halt"
The figure kept on moving towards him,
Again the paratrooper called out "halt"
Still the figure moved closer towards the sentry.
The paratrooper fired a single round and the figure slumped down to the ground and cried out "help".
The paratrooper on hearing the english voice cry for help crawled forward and said " Who the fcuk are you"
The reply from the slumped body was "I'm Guardsman Jones"
The paratrooper called out "Why the fcuk didn't you stop why i called out halt.
The guardsman said
You gave it on the wrong foot :
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